There is nothing quite like the nasty satisfaction of going through old breakup emails.  What would we even do without the internet?!

When I am wealthy, I'll buy all of the Rachel Comey shoes that I want. But I'm not wealthy yet, and it's dangerous to spend too much time looking at Rachel Comey shoes on ebay.

one sentence to rule them all

I haven't yet familiarized myself with the feeling of being totally overwhelmed by every tiny detail of life, but I imagine that before long, every angle and shade of this feeling will stink sickeningly of home, for I have been lost in a sea of horrendous anxiety these past few weeks, and I truthfully have no idea how on earth I'm going to get myself out of it.

I am here to tell you that everybody breaks up. Love and happiness aren't real, and it's worth grasping for it while you can because you can never ever go back.

It should be a crime to have a public Instagram account, and that should be the only law in the land.




Fuck the police now and forever.

I am 100% lying in bed, flossing my teeth and watching the simpsons in my underwear.

I'm not like those other jocks

I've got feelings too.

ANXIETY RULES

A poem to share with you all

Yes, I am in the bath
And yes, the water has grown cold,
Because it is Saturday evening,
And I am naked in this bath,
Tepid and damp and barely submerged,
Listening to a self help audiobook,
and running out of matches on tinder.

ultimate hater